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amtb77 发表于 2008-6-19 18:18

English 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 ........

[b][font=Tahoma][size=4][font=Tahoma][size=13.5pt][b]This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers!
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean.........

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using [color=red][color=red]1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 [/color][/color]. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.

This was what he came up with... [color=red][color=red]

1 [/color][/color]day I go [color=red][color=red]2 [/color][/color]climb up a [color=red][color=red]3 [/color][/color]outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and [color=red][color=red]4 [/color][/color]down. The man rush out and wanted to [color=red][color=red]5 [/color][/color]with me. I run so fast until I fall [color=red][color=red]6 [/color][/color]and throw up. So I go into [color=red][color=red]7 [/color][/color]eleven and grab some [color=red][color=red]8 [/color][/color]to throw at him. Then I took a [color=red][color=red]9 [/color][/color]and try to stab him. [color=red][color=red]10 [/color][/color]God he run away. So, I put the [color=red][color=red]9 [/color][/color]back and pay for the [color=red][color=red]8 [/color][/color]and left [color=red][color=red]7 [/color][/color]eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am [color=red][color=red]6 [/color][/color]. He said [color=red][color=red]5 [/color][/color], tomorrow also no need to come back [color=red][color=red]4 [/color][/color]work. He also asks me to climb a [color=red][color=red]3 [/color][/color]and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice [color=red][color=red]2 [/color][/color]him but I don't know what he [color=red][color=red]1 [/color][/color].[/b][/size][/font][/size][/font][/b]

六太 发表于 2008-6-19 18:49

[em34] 第一次还没怎么弄明白代表的单词

admin 发表于 2008-6-19 22:08

哈哈， 英文我是菜鸟，以下是菜鸟的理解。
two=too?
three=tree?
four=for?
five=right?
six=sit?
eight=egg?
nine=knife?

amtb77 发表于 2008-6-20 09:38

1=one
2=to
3=tree
4=fall
5=fight
6=sick
7=seven
8=eggs
9=knife
10=thanks

ч梵音海 发表于 2008-6-20 14:32

haha，就像我们发mms的时候，text里面经常用2 代表to , 4简写成for

such as : I go 2 schl   
                  she comes 4 wht?

admin 发表于 2008-6-20 20:24

哈哈，笑死我了。

master 发表于 2008-6-21 10:11

10Q (thank you)

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